Suddenly need to share something with the whole world.
This is about a human species that i have been mixing around with for coming 1 year.
I'm so suprised that there is this kind of human that actually exist in this world.

Let me see how am i supposed to start my story-
Ok, i shall call her " The Girl Behind Me" Short form- TGBM.

I used to think that i had a good friend at work. A friend that i can get along with.
I don't call her my colleague, but a friend to me.
After so many incidents that happened, I think TGBM has some serious mental problems that she needs to cope with.

Let me share 1 of the incident that happened.
Our office ordered dumplings (ba zhang) and each of us ordered 1 box.
TGBM had this empty carton beside her table, and i saw she left her dumplings on the box (wrapped in the plastic bag). So i told her, that i will be leaving my dumplings (wrapped in the plastic bag also) on her box too, coz there is no place on my desk.
She nagged and made noise saying that later the ants will come. WTF right? *As if the ants won't come with her dumplings on her box* -.-
She insisted that i take my dumplings away. Ok, I found that she was wierd and shall not dwel on this matter.
The next day, she suddenly didn't talk to me. I could sense that something was wrong, coz the 2 of us were very close. N i had to found out the scary truth- She was pissed at me for leaving my dumplings on her box. She thinks that my dumplings are oily and dirty. WTF again.

I take her as a friend of mine, and decieded to try talking to her.
She told me that she was very stressed (stressed over dumplings??) and that she couldn't think straight now and don't wana talk.
Ok, fine. Left her alone.
I heard some stuff about her from a good fren of mine, and boy was i shocked.
TGBM thinks that everyone in the office is going against her and she feels so stressed. I think she has some mental problem.

After awhile, she was fine and we got back the same like last time- talking and laughing like nobody's business.
She was gona be my partner in Melbourne.
In my heart, I was thinking, at least we were ok, if not the whole Melbourne trip would be a goner.

Few weeks ago, she came crying to me, saying that she feels very stressed being inbetween a colleague of mine and their boss.
This colleague - Lets name her "P" works together with TGBM and a boss.
The 2 of them are against their boss. But TGBM hates P alot. She can tell me all the bad things about P, saying that she claims to be the busiest, but actually so free to surf the internet everytime. She hates P coz P always does not do her job, and in the end, she gota clean the shit for her. Blah Blah Blah. All the bad points, u name it, she's said it.
While TGBM shared her problem to me bout P, i advice her to protect herself and try to be on a good terms with the boss. Coz it wouldnt be worth it to cock up the boss-employee relationship.
P is not a simple girl. She might hate the boss on the surface, but who knows whats happening underneath?
TGBM understood what i was trying to tell her, and i was happy that she was feeling better.

The day before we went melbourne, i got Mr foo to go down to TGBM's house to get her lauggage, as she had to attend school the next day b4 our flight. N so i helped her by taking her lauggage for her to the airport.

The past few days, i've been seeing wierd things happening.
TGBM & P has been so good friends!! Am i seeing things??
THBM can really change her mood fast!
She can be cursing & swearing at P at this moment, and suddenly whao~ Best buddies!

*Hey P! If you ever see this post, Please open ur eyes wide and see the person that u are mixing with now!*

And all of a sudden, TGBM is ignoring me again! Haha, I wonder what i've done to pissed her off again. Or should i say that her mental blockage has attacked her once again.
After hearing so many things, i've finally opened my eyes wide to see that this so called FRIEND of mine, is actually a wierd bitch.
All those things that i've done for her as a friend were all not worth it at all.

Oh ya, one more intresting thing to share.
When we were at Melbourne, I told TGBM to get some rest, coz we didn't sleep for the whole day. I was alreay lying on the bed, getting ready to sleep. She was sitting down in the hall busy writing something.
After awhile, she said:" Haiz, i cant get the amount right for the taxi fare just now!!! How??? I've been counting and counting and I still can't get the figures right!!"
In my heart i was thinking :" WTF?"
She couldn't get to sleep coz she was busy counting and splitting the taxi fare. -.-

TGBM always thinks that she is very matured for a 21 years old girl, and that she has seen the world alot.
During our company trip, we had a dinner on the last night. Everyone (including our big boss) drank alot, and most of us were tipsy (including her).
She claimed to be sober (and yet make the most noise). She got scolded by my colleague for being so noisy.
When we were back to singapore, she told me another girl (another good fren of mine), that the 2 of us don't borther bout our image. She says that we drink and drink even if we can't hold our liquor.
In my heart i was thinking : Who is the one that don't borther about the image? Go round yakking and behaving like a mad woman?"
This is a company trip, everyone is supposed to enjoy ourselves, esp its the last night at Melbourne. Even the bosses were all tipsy. If you wana borther bout ur holy image (which she doesnt have), then what for you come for the trip??
I didn't do anything wrong when i was tipsy, I just sat down quietly and lie down when i could. I wonder who is the one that is lost her posture.
Sad leh, can pin point at other people's problems, but cant see her own big problem.

Anywae, all the best to TGBM! I hope you be able to take your new buddy P! Since you detest her so much, I hope u can work well with her from now! Coz let me tell you, she's famous for taking care of her own butt- And u are aware of this! =)
If anything happends, sorry! You've lost a friend here! I'm no longer available for you =]
Good luck and may God Bless your poor soul.